Funny Christmas Quotes from Christmas Movies

- Need some Christmas cheer? Enjoy these funny Christmas quotes from Christmas movies:

The Santa Clause: “Charlie, stay away from those things. They’re reindeer, you don’t know where they’ve been. They all look like they’ve got key lime disease.”

Fred Claus: “I’m from the South side of the North Pole, man.”

Four Christmases: “We just gotta get through these Four Christmases as quickly and painlessly as possible.”

Home Alone: “This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone!”

Elf: “We elves try to stick to the four major food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.”

A Christmas Story: “Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually four years old, but also a girl.”

A Charlie Brown Christmas: “Rats. No one sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren’t a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?”